Conversations with a 2-Year-Old

Lilly and I have had some deep conversations lately.  Here are some of the key points of said conversations.
* Yes Lilly that is a bogger on your finger.  Go wipe it on a kleenex please.
* Yes Lilly, my bottom is bigger than yours.
*Yes Lilly, poop is stinky, that's why we don't touch it.
*No Lilly, daddy doesn't drink apple juice out of a can.
*Yes Lilly, daddy has boobs too, just a little different.
* No Lilly, those aren't mommy diapers.
Oh the joys of a two-year-old